Top Ten Signs You’re a BlackBerry Addict

10. After a cross-country flight you wait for all your new messages to download before you alert loved ones you’re still alive. 9. You try to use BlackBerry keyboard shortcuts in Outlook. (No, you can’t hit the space bar to type “@”) 8. You think the iPhone would be much better if it only had a physical keyboard–and a trackball smackdab in the middle of the touch screen. 7. Your BlackBerry keeps you regular. Go to the bathroom without it and you’d have to “push” on your own. 6. You joined Facebook just so you could try the BlackBerry app. (No friends? The “I have a BlackBerry, I’m out of your league” group has 4,409 members.) 5. You’ve learned to drive with your knees. 4. Five or more consecutive vibrating alerts is on par with an orgasm. 3. You swap service outage stories with other “victims.” 2. You’ve completely forgotten that a blackberry is a fruit. 1. You’re reading this on your…..